Paper Cuts

There’s an old saying
That the pen is
Mightier than the sword
But I’m more afraid
Of the white stuff
Underneath the written word

Now I’ve never had
A limb lopped off
Or felt a swift blade’s sting
But I know all too well
The pain that a well-placed
Paper cut can bring

So put away
Your pens and swords
And unsheathe your finest sheafs
For a battle not of wits
Or knightly fits
But of pain beyond belief!

Paper Cuts - a funny poem about the pain a well-placed paperut can bring