They say there’s an app for everything
But on my phone it’s truer than true
Because it’s smarter than smart
And that’s just the start
Because it’s powered by magic
And a little voodoo

There’s an app to mow the garden
There’s an app to clean the house
There’s an app that does my homework
There’s an app that can trap a mouse

There’s an app to change the weather
There’s an app to control people’s brains
There’s an app that can stop the world from spinning
But not one that can stop you
From going insane

And just as I had the world on its knees
My phone it did beep and the screen it did freeze
Then before I knew it my plan ceased to be
Because my phone simply said

“Low battery”.

There's an App for Everything - A short funny poem about a super-smart phone