There was a grand old Dukebox
That contained 10,000 men
And the Duke marched them up to the top of their scales
And he marched them down again

And when they were up they were sharp
And when they were down they were flat
And when they were singing in harmony
The Duke would bow and take off his hat!

The Grand Old Dukebox - A short funny poem about a jukebox that contained 10,000 men