The cat has got my tongue
I’m literally lost for words
He thought it was a mouth fish
And snatched it like a bird

He had it for his supper
He purred when he done
While I just sat there feeling sad
As silent as a nun

But my tongue got its revenge
It made that cat sound clever
By wriggling to its mouth and saying
“No more fish for me forever!”

The Cat Has Got My Tongue - A short funny poem about a confused feline.