It was the breeziest breeze that ever blew
And how did I know this thing that I knew?

Well…

It blew off my hat
It blew off my coat
It blew up my nose
And down through my throat

It whizzed in my ears
And flew past my brain
It rattled my eyeballs
And ran through my veins

It inflated my lungs
It inflated my tum
It inflated my fingers
And left through my bum

It blew off my hair
And even my shoes
And when it blew me away
That’s when I knew.

The Breeziest Breeze - A short funny poem about spotting a very windy wind.