Once upon a time
There was a rubber robber
And not the kind that steals
Stationary supplies
But a criminal with rubber bones
Who’d steal things like
Wallets, bags and mobile phones
Then bounce away before your eyes

Bounce, bounce, bounce
Snatch, scream, gone
Rubber Robber in the skies
Victims with their necks craned upwards
Could not believe their eyes

Now the policemen had a problem
They couldn’t bounce like he
So they made a net
And draped it over
Every building in the big city

At first it worked
They reeled him in
But soon their scheme did fail
Because when they threw him in his cell
He bounced through the roof of the jail!

Rubber Robber - A short funny poem about a bouncy bad guy.