How big does a puddle have to be
Before it’s called a pool
A lake
A loch
Or even a sea

And what happens if a puddle grows
So that it reaches
Your knees
Your nipples
Or even your nose

Most of the time puddles aren’t deep
They’re small and they’re shallow
Right in front
Of your wellies
Waiting for you to leap

But not this one on which I look down
I’m in it on a boat so that I won’t drown
I can’t see the bottom
Just a sign
And it says
“Welcome to Puddle Town”.

Puddle Town - A short funny poem about a town where it tipped it down.