Pancake, pancake, mix it up
Pour the batter in a cup
Cook it
Fry it
Flip it over
When it sticks to the ceiling
Prepare to take cover

Toss it, turn it, in the pan
Make sure it doesn’t hit the fan
Catch it
Put it
On a plate
Sprinkle with sugar
And it tastes great

Flat cake, splat cake, not a fat cake
Odd cake, fake cake, that’s a Pancake!

Pancake - A short funny poem about what defines the flattest kind of cake.