There was a dog named Noah
Who liked to bark all day
And annoy the other animals
In the zoo where he used to play

The lions and the zebras
The elephants and the apes
Couldn’t stand his barking
So it was time to raise the stakes

One day they all got together
And raided a DIY store
Then they marched through the zoo
Two by two
Each holding planks of
Two by four

They found the dog
And pounced on their prey
You could hear the yelps
From a mile away

And when they were done
The dog was quite sore
Now Noah doesn’t bark
That much anymore.

Noah's Bark - A short funny poem about a hound who was left howling.