Mr Potter the Otter Spotter
Was swimming in the sea
When a furry brown thing swam by his side
He said “I wonder what this could be”

He carried on swimming to inspect the creature
And see if it was what he thought
But he let out a yell when he discovered
It was not a’otter he caught

Brown and sticky, furry and icky
It didn’t contain any bones
Not as bad as you think because it didn’t stink
It was a mutated Toblerone!

Mr Potter the Otter Spotter - A short funny poem about a case of mistaken otterdentity