Lone Lee walked
Through life looking for
A friend
A pal
A mate
But he couldn’t find
A single soul
To whom he could relate

Someone who liked
To spend their time
In quiet contemplation
Who preferred not to party
But quite enjoyed
Some intelligent conversation

His road led him
Through many towns
And disappointing destinations
From Dumdumville
To the Hayforbrains Hills
And across the Nucklehead Nations

He reached the end
Of the road
On his quest to find a friend
When he saw a sign
Badly spelled that said
“Welcome to Idiots End”

But there Lone Lee
Met a girl
Who said she was Lone Leah
And the two of them
Were very happy
And walked the road back
Together.

Lone Lee - A short funny poem about an introverted search for a soulmate.