Why oh why is my internet so slow
I used to be young but now I am old
I’ve been waiting for ever
For this page to load
Just sitting here waiting
While my beard it grows

I phoned the guy
He told me to try
A hundred and one different things
But none of them worked
I’m going berserk
With the frustration my internet brings

I’ve been waiting for years
And I’m quite close to tears
There internet has stopped being fun
Until it was solved
By the kid from next door
Who turned it off and then on!

Loading - A short funny poem about the side effects of a slow internet connection.