Le moo, le moo
Is the French cows’ phrase
When the French farmer
Puts them out to graze

Wee wee, oui oui
The French cows think
When they’ve had
Too much to drink

Non, non! Non, non!
Is the French cows’ plea
When the French farmer
Cuts them up for tea

And the French farmer says:

“Le moo, le moo
Is all you do
I’m going to put you
In a stew

But not before I milk you too
And hear you go
For one last time
Le moo, le moo, le moo.”

Le Moo - A short funny poem about the fate of some continental cows