If I was the President
If they made me king
Ruler of the universe
Master of the Ring

If I had the power
Of a monarch on the throne
I’d make the world a better place
And I would sing this song:

…I’d say clothes were optional
I’d abolish parking fines
The moon would be made of cheese
And the water made of wine

People would poop butterflies
And sneeze out candy floss
Everything would be wonderful
If I was the boss

Homework would involve no work
Teachers would be cool
There’d be no headmaster in charge
The kids would rule the school

Clouds would rain down lollipops
The trains would run on time
The streets would be paved with gold
And there would be no crime

If you were feeling sad or blue
I’d say “have a day off, feel better!”
Every word I say is true
And I’d do it all to the letter…

If I was the leader
Wouldn’t life be sweet?
But there isn’t much chance of that
When you’re living on the street.

If I Was the President - A short funny poem about presidential possibilities.