Merry Christmas!
Happy Easter!
Have a jolly Holiday Day!

Because today is the day
When we celebrate them all
From Winter to Springtime
From Summer to Fall

One convenient day
In the middle of the year
To celebrate every holiday
That’s far or that’s near

Have a super Solstice
A yip yip Yom Kippur!
A really cool Yule!

If you’re Christian or Hindu
A Buddhist or Jew
Holiday Day
Will have something for you

A Pagan, a Wiccan
Muslim or Atheist*
It’s for all of you
That this day exists

Happy Hanukkah!
A wonderful Ramadan!
Have a great festival light!
On Holiday Day everyone will feel alright.

*(What’s that you say?
You too can play,
Because we’ll throw in
Darwin Day)

Holiday Day - A short funny poem about a day to celebrate all days.