Granny Shenanigans
Was a very naughty nanny
Though she never got caught
Because no judge would suspect a little old lady
Or sentence her in front of a court

Granny Shenanigans
Liked knitting cardigans
The size of a military tank
With pockets inside, big places to hide
Bags of money when she went robbing banks

Granny Shenanigans
Had to rethink her plans again
When her cardigan got caught on a nail
It began to unravel, out the loot travelled
And so did Granny, straight into jail!

Granny Shenanigans - A short funny poem about a very naughty nanny.