A man finally made it
To the top of the world
To feel what there was to be felt
He got down on his knees
To feel with more ease
When in something smelly he knelt
He let out cry
He let out a sigh
“Some dog has been here no doubt”

His trousers were covered
Then he slipped and discovered
That he was beginning to fall
Off the top of the Earth
Getting farther from north
And no one could hear him call
His very last words
But a few birds heard
“I don’t feel happy at all!”

Feeling on Top of the World - A short funny poem about a calamitous climb.