A man wrote his life story
Onto an Etch-a-Sketch
(It took him twenty years
You could call it quite a stretch)

By the end though
It was more than one
And he had a tower of them
With his tales written on

He went to the kitchen when finished
He was as thirsty as they come
A sweet snack, a refreshing drink
And a pat on the back for a job well done

But the earth it shook while he buttered his scone
And quaked when he poured his tea
And when he came back
He had quite shock
Because gone was his autobiography.

Etch-a-Sketch Autobiography is a short funny poem about an unfortunate autobiographer.