Big T and the Piggies
Are a gang as tough as nails
Hairy and pink
They created a stink
And got themselves thrown in jail

Inside a one foot prison cell
Inside a cotton cage
Bound in leather
And tied with a knot
They were sentenced to sweat for an age

But now they’re free
They’re going to market
To fight a rival gang
On the mean streets
A pair of mean feet
Where Big T and the Piggies hang.

Big T and the Piggies - A short funny poem about a gang as tough as toenails.