A man once went on
An all baked bean diet
And thought he was safe
Because his bowels remained quiet

He ate tins upon tins
Millions of beans
Until his stomach swelled up
And burst open his jeans

But this champion bean eater
Couldn’t pass any gas
And soon his body
Approached critical mass

When he finally farted
His trousers eroded
And much worse than that
The poor guy imploded

A gravitational anomaly
Now filled the space
Where he once had sat
And stuffed beans in his face

Scientists investigated
His empty bean bowl
And named the phenomenon
A Baked Bean Black Hole.

Baked Bean Black Hole - A short funny poem about the dangers of an all-bean diet.